Why, Jiminy, what big ... everything you have!

This is apparently the largest known insect in the world, with a seven-inch wingspan.  It is only found on a small island off New Zealand.  Oddly enough, it's kind of cute.  Maybe it's the way it's sitting up on its hind legs and eating a carrot like a bunny with an exoskeleton.

Yup, not near as cute down on all sixes.  Ew.