I am delighted by the subject line of an email in my Junk Mail folder:
"Not a Spam,Kindly Treat as Urgent."
The fact that it's from "UNITED NATIONS" is just icing on the cake at this point.
The body is even more delightful. I am to be sent a Visa card pre-loaded with 9.25 million dollars. The "Contact Information Officer" has a Yahoo email address. You know, as UN officials do. And it's signed by Mr. Ban Ki-Moon, secretary general, himself!
I only have to pay $235 for postage. What a deal!
Sunday, September 4, 2016
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