Table Talk

Overheard at our dinner table tonight:

Faith: Mommy, do you have a headache again? (as I sighed as I got up to clear the table; I had a headache yesterday that made me cranky most of the day)

Tommy: Most days, Mommy has two headaches. (referring to the children)

Me (from the kitchen): Sometimes three.  Two little headaches and one great big one.  (meaning Tommy)

Faith (confused): How do you get two headaches?

Me: Well, there's something called "the birds and the bees"....